Oh! I’m being chased by a Hornet
A Hornet is chasing me
It’s a bloody great big bugger
And it’s scaring the shit out of me!!
It is obviously really dozy
‘Cos it keeps falling asleep on the beams
But that makes me even more wary
In case it falls asleep on me!!
For those who live here, they’re laughing
The bastard is two inches long
For those who don’t know, believe me
The buggers are aggressive and strong!!
It’s warming up in the light now
It really is coming to life
I’ve developed a backhand like Murray
Hoping the fly swat will save my life!!
I can’t find the bastard it’s hiding
Waiting to jump out you see
I think it knows that I’m coming
It’s making a fool out of me!!
I find I’m in a dilemma,
I’m surrounded by white walls you see
It’s dive bombing now I have sprayed it
But now it’s flying at me!!
My backhands come into it’s own now
I’ve whacked it, but now I can’t see 7
Just where the bastard has landed
Is it dead? Or will it sneak up on me?!!
The Hornet was found dead this morning – I should take up tennis!!
RIP the Hornet – Bastard!!