The cast:

Richard, my lovely husband

Daisy and Tilly snuggled on their campy on top of the fridge -Tilly is the tiny black cat on the left

Harley the handsome Welshie

Squiggle piglet, the naughty Welshie, don’t be fooled by the photo

When reading the dialogue in this post, for maximum effect, please read with an Eastenders accent or Essex accent, as this is where we originally hail from. For those who are not au fait with these accents please see below for some guidance:

For no think naaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

For Tilly think Tillaaaaaay

For Harley think Harlaaaaay

For what think wot

And so on.

To the story.

So much for my peaceful Christmas, our animals decided to have all out war in our newly renovated kitchen on Christmas day!

I would like like you to the picture the scene, my newly renovated (although not complete) kitchen all cosy, cats on…